FUNNY SMS

Funny Sms Messages


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Neche mat dekhna neche galat salat likha hua hai....??*GHALAT SALAT*
Sender: Galat Salat Date: 30-09-2009



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Pathan Duzakh se niklachupky se janat me ghusa.Frishte ne pakr k bohut maraPathan:Mat maroHum jannati hy,Duzakh me sirf Gul khan ko Naswar denyGaya tha
Sender: Imran Siddiqui Date: 29-09-2009



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Pathan: Yar ya shadi k jorey khan banty hain ?Sardar: Asman par.Pathan:Uff khuday bht bari ghalti hogya'Sardar kya hua?Pathan ; Hm to darzi ko de aya.
Sender: Muhammad Ijaz siddiqui Date: 26-09-2009



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Jinn ~ Kia Hukum Hai Mery Aaqa ?Pathan ~ Ek Shair Suna Do .Jinn ~ " Hukum Karein Bakwaas Nahee ,Mein Jinn Honn F A R A Z Nahee "Pathan ~ Wah Wah Wah Wah
Sender: RAJA PAKISTANI Date: 25-09-2009



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Father: Beti aaj to tum nay had kardi tum to phone par 4 ghantay say kam baat nahin karti aaj tum nay 1 hi ghanta baat ki hai...beti: Papa yeh Wrong Number tha
Sender: Muhammad Waqas Sultan Date: 25-09-2009



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menay kaha us say k Petrol bohot menga ho gay ahai faraz...phir bhi kehti hai "Falak tak chal saath meray Falak tak chal saath chal"
Sender: Muhammad Waqas Sultan Date: 25-09-2009



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Transport system kafi mehnga ho gya he "PETROL" to bhut mehnga ho gya he To janab humain apka pora khyal hay Ise lye to le aye hain..(\./)/.".)"^----;";_\,,/"( , , ) \//\\ //\\"KHOTA KROLA"ab thanks bol kr sharminda mat karna.
Sender: Imran Siddiqui Date: 24-09-2009



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1 pathen ny nkli note bnaye or Qaid-e-Azam ki topi bhol gya jab dukandar ko dia to dukandar ne kha iski to topi nhi hai Pathan: ye Quai-e-Azam ki garmyion ki tasveer hai.
Sender: MIAN WAQAS Date: 24-09-2009



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Ek Pathan Sheeshay (Mirror) k samnay aankhain band kar k betha hua tha .kisi nay poocha O Yara yeh kya kar raha hai Pathan: Yaar hum dekh raha hai k hum sota hua kesa dikhta hai
Sender: Muhammad Waqas Sultan Date: 24-09-2009



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main to u hi ja raha tha apni masti main Farazek awaz aai peechay say achanak ...Chal Beta Mobile Nikal
Sender: Muhammad Waqas Sultan Date: 24-09-2009



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Ek Pathan nay ek College banaya par us main kisi nay admission hi nahin lia why?socho?because us college ka naam tha ....Govt. Women College for Boys
Sender: Muhammad Waqas Sultan Date: 24-09-2009



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Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"I Love You.
Sender: salim Date: 24-09-2009



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Joke of the century!Once Upon A Time There Was A Country Who Claimed To Be A Nuclear Power But Did Not Have Electric Power.
Sender: salim Date: 24-09-2009



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Pehli bar LOVE kis ne Ejaad kiya tha?SochoSocho bhi..Oho yaar! Made in China.Tabhi to love ki Guarranty-Warranty naihoti.
Sender: salim Date: 06.05.2009



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Kitnay Ghuroor Main Hai Woh Mujhe Tanha Chhor Kar FarazUsay Maloom Nahi Aur Bhi Bachiyon K Numbers Hain Mere Paas
Sender: salim Date: 24-09-2009



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Likho To Paigham Kuch Aisa LikhoK Qalam Bhi Ronay Per Majboor HojayeHar Lafz Main Woh Dard Bhar doK Parhnay Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye
Sender: salim raj Date: 24-09-2009



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Jab aap sms nahin karty itna gussa aata hai dil to chata hai Chappal Utaar Kar.....Jooty phan lun aur aapsy milny aa jaon.
Sender: tariq saeed Date: 23-09-2009



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(""""")(""""")(""""") <('',)/'' / /_/" /_ hat jaaaa0Oo!FaraZ aaj aata le kar ja rahaaa hai.
Sender: Imran Siddiqui Date: 20-09-2009



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Kehtay hain k ISHQ mai neend Urr jati hai FarazKoi Humse bhi to Ishq Karay Kambakhat Sehri mai neend bohat aati hai
Sender: salim Date: 17-09-2009



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Itne Khud-daar they Hum k kabhi collage nahi jatey they FarazLarkiyon k Zauq-e-Deedar ne mujhe Regular Bana diya
Sender: salim Date: 16-09-2009