To My Dearand Loving Husband

If ever two were one,

then surely we.If ever man were loved by wife,

then thee;If ever wife was happy in a man,

Compare with me ye women if you can.

I prize thy love more that whole mines of gold,

Or all the riches that the East doth hold.

My love is such that rivers cannot quench,

Nor ought but love from thee give recompense.

Thy love is such I can no way repay,T

he heavens reward thee manifold I pray.

Then while we live, in love let’s so persever,

That when we live no more, we may live ever.

THE SONG OF WANDERING AENGUS

by W. B. YeatsI went out to the hazel wood,

Because a fire was in my head,

And cut and peeled a hazel wand,

And hooked a berry to a thread;

And when white moths were on the wing,

And moth-like stars were flickering out,

I dropped the berry in a streamAnd caught a little silver trout.

When I had laid it on the floorI went to blow the fire aflame,

But something rustled on the floor,

And someone called me by my name:

It had become a glimmering girlWith apple blossom in her hair

Who called me by my name and ranAnd faded through the brightening air.

Though I am old with wanderingThrough hollow lands and hilly lands,

I will find out where she has gone,And kiss her lips and take her hands;And walk among long dappled grass,

And pluck till time and times are done

The silver apples of the moon,

The golden apples of the sun

Robert Burns - A Red, Red Rose

O, my Luve's like a red, red rose,

That's newly sprung in June.O, my Luve's like a melodie

That's sweetly play'd in tune.As fair as thou,

my bonnie lass,So deep in luve am I;

And I will love thee still, my dear,

Till a' the seas gang dry.

Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear,

And the rocks melt wi' the sun:

I will love thess till, my dear,

While the sands o' life shall run:And fare thee well,

my only luve!And fare thee weel,

a while!And I will come again, my luve,

Tho' it ware ten thousand mile.

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THE POETRY OF ROBERT BURNS

When chapman billies leave the street,And drouthy neibors, neibors, meet;As market days are wearing late,And folk begin to tak the gate,While we sit bousing at the nappy,An' getting fou and unco happy,We think na on the lang Scots miles,The mosses, waters, slaps and stiles,That lie between us and our hame,Where sits our sulky, sullen dame,Gathering her brows like gathering storm,Nursing her wrath to keep it warm.This truth fand honest Tam o' Shanter,As he frae Ayr ae night did canter:(Auld Ayr, wham ne'er a town surpasses,For honest men and bonie lasses).O Tam! had'st thou but been sae wise,As taen thy ain wife Kate's advice!She tauld thee weel thou was a skellum,A blethering, blustering, drunken blellum;That frae November till October,Ae market-day thou was na sober;That ilka melder wi' the Miller,Thou sat as lang as thou had siller;That ev'ry naig was ca'd a shoe onThe Smith and thee gat roarin' fou on;That at the Lord's house, ev'n on Sunday,Thou drank wi' Kirkton Jean till Monday,She prophesied that late or soon,Thou wad be found, deep drown'd in Doon,Or catch'd wi' warlocks in the mirk,By Alloway's auld, haunted kirk.Ah, gentle dames! it gars me greet,To think how mony counsels sweet,How mony lengthen'd, sage advices,The husband frae the wife despises!But to our tale: Ae market night,Tam had got planted unco right,Fast by an ingle, bleezing finely,Wi reaming sAats, that drank divinely;And at his elbow, Souter Johnie,His ancient, trusty, drougthy crony:Tam lo'ed him like a very brither;They had been fou for weeks thegither.The night drave on wi' sangs an' clatter;And aye the ale was growing better:The Landlady and Tam grew gracious,Wi' favours secret, sweet, and precious:The Souter tauld his queerest stories;The Landlord's laugh was ready chorus:The storm without might rair and rustle,Tam did na mind the storm a whistle.Care, mad to see a man sae happy,E'en drown'd himsel amang the nappy.As bees flee hame wi' lades o' treasure,The minutes wing'd their way wi' pleasure:Kings may be blest, but Tam was glorious,O'er a' the ills o' life victorious!But pleasures are like poppies spread,You seize the flow'r, its bloom is shed;Or like the snow falls in the river,A moment white-then melts for ever;Or like the Borealis race,That flit ere you can point their place;Or like the Rainbow's lovely formEvanishing amid the storm. -Nae man can tether Time nor Tide,The hour approaches Tam maun ride;That hour, o' night's black arch the key-stane,That dreary hour he mounts his beast in;And sic a night he taks the road in,As ne'er poor sinner was abroad in.The wind blew as 'twad blawn its last;The rattling showers rose on the blast;The speedy gleams the darkness swallow'd;Loud, deep, and lang, the thunder bellow'd:That night, a child might understand,The deil had business on his hand.Weel-mounted on his grey mare, Meg,A better never lifted leg,Tam skelpit on thro' dub and mire,Despising wind, and rain, and fire;Whiles holding fast his gude blue bonnet,Whiles crooning o'er some auld Scots sonnet,Whiles glow'rin round wi' prudent cares,Lest bogles catch him unawares;Kirk-Alloway was drawing nigh,Where ghaists and houlets nightly cry.By this time he was cross the ford,Where in the snaw the chapman smoor'd;And past the birks and meikle stane,Where drunken Charlie brak's neck-bane;And thro' the whins, and by the cairn,Where hunters fand the murder'd bairn;And near the thorn, aboon the well,Where Mungo's mither hang'd hersel'.Before him Doon pours all his floods,The doubling storm roars thro' the woods,The lightnings flash from pole to pole,Near and more near the thunders roll,When, glimmering thro' the groaning trees,Kirk-Alloway seem'd in a bleeze,Thro' ilka bore the beams were glancing,And loud resounded mirth and dancing.Inspiring bold John Barleycorn!What dangers thou canst make us scorn!Wi' tippenny, we fear nae evil;Wi' usquabae, we'll face the devil!The swats sae ream'd in Tammie's noddle,Fair play, he car'd na deils a boddle,But Maggie stood, right sair astonish'd,Till, by the heel and hand admonish'd,She ventur'd forward on the light;And, wow! Tam saw an unco sight!Warlocks and witches in a dance:Nae cotillon, brent new frae France,But hornpipes, jigs, strathspeys, and reels,Put life and mettle in their heels.A winnock-bunker in the east,There sat auld Nick, in shape o' beast;A towzie tyke, black, grim, and large,To gie them music was his charge:He screw'd the pipes and gart them skirl,Till roof and rafters a' did dirl. -Coffins stood round, like open presses,That shaw'd the Dead in their last dresses;And (by some devilish cantraip sleight)Each in its cauld hand held a light.By which heroic Tam was ableTo note upon the haly table,A murderer's banes, in gibbet-airns;Twa span-lang, wee, unchristened bairns;A thief, new-cutted frae a rape,Wi' his last gasp his gabudid gape;Five tomahawks, wi' blude red-rusted:Five scimitars, wi' murder crusted;A garter which a babe had strangled:A knife, a father's throat had mangled.Whom his ain son of life bereft,The grey-hairs yet stack to the heft;Wi' mair of horrible and awfu',Which even to name wad be unlawfu'.As Tammie glowr'd, amaz'd, and curious,The mirth and fun grew fast and furious;The Piper loud and louder blew,The dancers quick and quicker flew,They reel'd, they set, they cross'd, they cleekit,Till ilka carlin swat and reekit,And coost her duddies to the wark,And linkit at it in her sark!Now Tam, O Tam! had they been queans,A' plump and strapping in their teens!Their sarks, instead o' creeshie flainen,Been snaw-white seventeen hunder linen!-Thir breeks o' mine, my only pair,That ance were plush o' guid blue hair,I wad hae gien them off my hurdies,For ae blink o' the bonie burdies!But wither'd beldams, auld and droll,Rigwoodie hags wad spean a foal,Louping an' flinging on a crummock.I wonder did na turn thy stomach.But Tam kent what was what fu' brawlie:There was ae winsome wench and waulieThat night enlisted in the core,Lang after ken'd on Carrick shore;(For mony a beast to dead she shot,And perish'd mony a bonie boat,And shook baith meikle corn and bear,And kept the country-side in fear);Her cutty sark, o' Paisley harn,That while a lassie she had worn,In longitude tho' sorely scanty,It was her best, and she was vauntie.Ah! little ken'd thy reverend grannie,That sark she coft for her wee Nannie,Wi twa pund Scots ('twas a' her riches),Wad ever grac'd a dance of witches!But here my Muse her wing maun cour,Sic flights are far beyond her power;To sing how Nannie lap and flang,(A souple jade she was and strang),And how Tam stood, like ane bewithc'd,And thought his very een enrich'd:Even Satan glowr'd, and fidg'd fu' fain,And hotch'd and blew wi' might and main:Till first ae caper, syne anither,Tam tint his reason a thegither,And roars out, "Weel done, Cutty-sark!"And in an instant all was dark:And scarcely had he Maggie rallied.When out the hellish legion sallied.As bees bizz out wi' angry fyke,When plundering herds assail their byke;As open pussie's mortal foes,When, pop! she starts before their nose;As eager runs the market-crowd,When "Catch the thief!" resounds aloud;So Maggie runs, the witches follow,Wi' mony an eldritch skreich and hollow.Ah, Tam! Ah, Tam! thou'll get thy fairin!In hell, they'll roast thee like a herrin!In vain thy Kate awaits thy comin!Kate soon will be a woefu' woman!Now, do thy speedy-utmost, Meg,And win the key-stone o' the brig;There, at them thou thy tail may toss,A running stream they dare na cross.But ere the keystane she could make,The fient a tail she had to shake!For Nannie, far before the rest,Hard upon noble Maggie prest,And flew at Tam wi' furious ettle;But little wist she Maggie's mettle!Ae spring brought off her master hale,But left behind her ain grey tail:The carlin claught her by the rump,And left poor Maggie scarce a stump.Now, wha this tale o' truth shall read,Ilk man and mother's son, take heed:Whene'er to Drink you are inclin'd,Or Cutty-sarks rin in your mind,Think ye may buy the joys o'er dear;Remember Tam o' Shanter's mare

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THE POETRY OF ROBERT BURNS

When chapman billies leave the street,And drouthy neibors, neibors, meet;As market days are wearing late,And folk begin to tak the gate,While we sit bousing at the nappy,An' getting fou and unco happy,We think na on the lang Scots miles,The mosses, waters, slaps and stiles,That lie between us and our hame,Where sits our sulky, sullen dame,Gathering her brows like gathering storm,Nursing her wrath to keep it warm.This truth fand honest Tam o' Shanter,As he frae Ayr ae night did canter:(Auld Ayr, wham ne'er a town surpasses,For honest men and bonie lasses).O Tam! had'st thou but been sae wise,As taen thy ain wife Kate's advice!She tauld thee weel thou was a skellum,A blethering, blustering, drunken blellum;That frae November till October,Ae market-day thou was na sober;That ilka melder wi' the Miller,Thou sat as lang as thou had siller;That ev'ry naig was ca'd a shoe onThe Smith and thee gat roarin' fou on;That at the Lord's house, ev'n on Sunday,Thou drank wi' Kirkton Jean till Monday,She prophesied that late or soon,Thou wad be found, deep drown'd in Doon,Or catch'd wi' warlocks in the mirk,By Alloway's auld, haunted kirk.Ah, gentle dames! it gars me greet,To think how mony counsels sweet,How mony lengthen'd, sage advices,The husband frae the wife despises!But to our tale: Ae market night,Tam had got planted unco right,Fast by an ingle, bleezing finely,Wi reaming sAats, that drank divinely;And at his elbow, Souter Johnie,His ancient, trusty, drougthy crony:Tam lo'ed him like a very brither;They had been fou for weeks thegither.The night drave on wi' sangs an' clatter;And aye the ale was growing better:The Landlady and Tam grew gracious,Wi' favours secret, sweet, and precious:The Souter tauld his queerest stories;The Landlord's laugh was ready chorus:The storm without might rair and rustle,Tam did na mind the storm a whistle.Care, mad to see a man sae happy,E'en drown'd himsel amang the nappy.As bees flee hame wi' lades o' treasure,The minutes wing'd their way wi' pleasure:Kings may be blest, but Tam was glorious,O'er a' the ills o' life victorious!But pleasures are like poppies spread,You seize the flow'r, its bloom is shed;Or like the snow falls in the river,A moment white-then melts for ever;Or like the Borealis race,That flit ere you can point their place;Or like the Rainbow's lovely formEvanishing amid the storm. -Nae man can tether Time nor Tide,The hour approaches Tam maun ride;That hour, o' night's black arch the key-stane,That dreary hour he mounts his beast in;And sic a night he taks the road in,As ne'er poor sinner was abroad in.The wind blew as 'twad blawn its last;The rattling showers rose on the blast;The speedy gleams the darkness swallow'd;Loud, deep, and lang, the thunder bellow'd:That night, a child might understand,The deil had business on his hand.Weel-mounted on his grey mare, Meg,A better never lifted leg,Tam skelpit on thro' dub and mire,Despising wind, and rain, and fire;Whiles holding fast his gude blue bonnet,Whiles crooning o'er some auld Scots sonnet,Whiles glow'rin round wi' prudent cares,Lest bogles catch him unawares;Kirk-Alloway was drawing nigh,Where ghaists and houlets nightly cry.By this time he was cross the ford,Where in the snaw the chapman smoor'd;And past the birks and meikle stane,Where drunken Charlie brak's neck-bane;And thro' the whins, and by the cairn,Where hunters fand the murder'd bairn;And near the thorn, aboon the well,Where Mungo's mither hang'd hersel'.Before him Doon pours all his floods,The doubling storm roars thro' the woods,The lightnings flash from pole to pole,Near and more near the thunders roll,When, glimmering thro' the groaning trees,Kirk-Alloway seem'd in a bleeze,Thro' ilka bore the beams were glancing,And loud resounded mirth and dancing.Inspiring bold John Barleycorn!What dangers thou canst make us scorn!Wi' tippenny, we fear nae evil;Wi' usquabae, we'll face the devil!The swats sae ream'd in Tammie's noddle,Fair play, he car'd na deils a boddle,But Maggie stood, right sair astonish'd,Till, by the heel and hand admonish'd,She ventur'd forward on the light;And, wow! Tam saw an unco sight!Warlocks and witches in a dance:Nae cotillon, brent new frae France,But hornpipes, jigs, strathspeys, and reels,Put life and mettle in their heels.A winnock-bunker in the east,There sat auld Nick, in shape o' beast;A towzie tyke, black, grim, and large,To gie them music was his charge:He screw'd the pipes and gart them skirl,Till roof and rafters a' did dirl. -Coffins stood round, like open presses,That shaw'd the Dead in their last dresses;And (by some devilish cantraip sleight)Each in its cauld hand held a light.By which heroic Tam was ableTo note upon the haly table,A murderer's banes, in gibbet-airns;Twa span-lang, wee, unchristened bairns;A thief, new-cutted frae a rape,Wi' his last gasp his gabudid gape;Five tomahawks, wi' blude red-rusted:Five scimitars, wi' murder crusted;A garter which a babe had strangled:A knife, a father's throat had mangled.Whom his ain son of life bereft,The grey-hairs yet stack to the heft;Wi' mair of horrible and awfu',Which even to name wad be unlawfu'.As Tammie glowr'd, amaz'd, and curious,The mirth and fun grew fast and furious;The Piper loud and louder blew,The dancers quick and quicker flew,They reel'd, they set, they cross'd, they cleekit,Till ilka carlin swat and reekit,And coost her duddies to the wark,And linkit at it in her sark!Now Tam, O Tam! had they been queans,A' plump and strapping in their teens!Their sarks, instead o' creeshie flainen,Been snaw-white seventeen hunder linen!-Thir breeks o' mine, my only pair,That ance were plush o' guid blue hair,I wad hae gien them off my hurdies,For ae blink o' the bonie burdies!But wither'd beldams, auld and droll,Rigwoodie hags wad spean a foal,Louping an' flinging on a crummock.I wonder did na turn thy stomach.But Tam kent what was what fu' brawlie:There was ae winsome wench and waulieThat night enlisted in the core,Lang after ken'd on Carrick shore;(For mony a beast to dead she shot,And perish'd mony a bonie boat,And shook baith meikle corn and bear,And kept the country-side in fear);Her cutty sark, o' Paisley harn,That while a lassie she had worn,In longitude tho' sorely scanty,It was her best, and she was vauntie.Ah! little ken'd thy reverend grannie,That sark she coft for her wee Nannie,Wi twa pund Scots ('twas a' her riches),Wad ever grac'd a dance of witches!But here my Muse her wing maun cour,Sic flights are far beyond her power;To sing how Nannie lap and flang,(A souple jade she was and strang),And how Tam stood, like ane bewithc'd,And thought his very een enrich'd:Even Satan glowr'd, and fidg'd fu' fain,And hotch'd and blew wi' might and main:Till first ae caper, syne anither,Tam tint his reason a thegither,And roars out, "Weel done, Cutty-sark!"And in an instant all was dark:And scarcely had he Maggie rallied.When out the hellish legion sallied.As bees bizz out wi' angry fyke,When plundering herds assail their byke;As open pussie's mortal foes,When, pop! she starts before their nose;As eager runs the market-crowd,When "Catch the thief!" resounds aloud;So Maggie runs, the witches follow,Wi' mony an eldritch skreich and hollow.Ah, Tam! Ah, Tam! thou'll get thy fairin!In hell, they'll roast thee like a herrin!In vain thy Kate awaits thy comin!Kate soon will be a woefu' woman!Now, do thy speedy-utmost, Meg,And win the key-stone o' the brig;There, at them thou thy tail may toss,A running stream they dare na cross.But ere the keystane she could make,The fient a tail she had to shake!For Nannie, far before the rest,Hard upon noble Maggie prest,And flew at Tam wi' furious ettle;But little wist she Maggie's mettle!Ae spring brought off her master hale,But left behind her ain grey tail:The carlin claught her by the rump,And left poor Maggie scarce a stump.Now, wha this tale o' truth shall read,Ilk man and mother's son, take heed:Whene'er to Drink you are inclin'd,Or Cutty-sarks rin in your mind,Think ye may buy the joys o'er dear;Remember Tam o' Shanter's mare

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Who better to share with members of the International Olympic Committee the commitment and enthusiasm that Chicago has to host the Olympics than the President and First Lady?" asked rhetorically Richard Daley, Chicago's long-serving mayor. As a late reserve, Barack Obama is hardly a bad addition to any team. After much indecision about whether he would go or not, midweek the president finally confirmed his appearance in Copenhagen today as the IOC votes on which four cities get to host the 2016 Games.
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Chicago used to be the strong favorite because of its believed ability to bring in bumper sponsorship and TV revenues. Its lead has recently been eroded by Rio de Janiero. Then, when Tokyo confirmed that Japanese prime minister, Yukio Hatoyama, would be in Denmark, joining Spain's King Juan Carlos who's backing Madrid's bid, Obama decided to try to tilt things back in favor of his old home town. Back in February, when Israelis were voting in their new prime minister, it was reported that the new man in the White House let it be known that he'd learn of the results of the Knesset poll "later" since he had a prior golf appointment: That prompted at least one Israeli voter to observe that he was confident Obama would make a good president, "since he's clearly someone who has his priorities right." This time, his judgment may be not quite so spot on. IOC president Jacques Rogge downplays the importance of big political hitters lobbying the 106 IOC delegates at the final presentation. But, it's widely accepted that Tony Blair's presence in Singapore in 2005 helped win the 2012 Games for London, and Vladimir Putin's personal support was a big factor in landing the 2014 Winter Games for Sochi. Chicago has made a fair case. But South America probably just about deserves its first opportunity to host the Olympics - just as Africa next year gets its first-ever World Cup. And anyway, a true globalist like Obama would do much better to join the sports internationalists who are fed up with this quadrennial battle between rich cities. They argue that the Olympics would be best served if staged permanently in one location. In which case, the obvious choice would be Greece, their original home. But since the IOC seems entirely disinclined to consider the Athens option, there'll again be just one winner - as is generally the case in sport. No longer in pro golf, though, it would appear. Following his failure to win a Major this season, Tiger Woods had to stomach the disappointment of finishing the prestigious Tour Championship runner-up to his great rival Phil Mickelson. But the world number-one's disappointment was eased by the fact that he came out first in the FedEx Cup, the new season-long points race that carries a $10 million bonus for the winner - golf's biggest single prize. Mickelson, delighted at his five-under 65 that bested Tiger by three shots, followed up one of his year's better rounds with one of his better jokes: "Let me get this right - Tiger shoots 69 and I shoot 65. He gets a check for $10m and I get one for - I'm joking, of course." Tiger can't ever be counted on to laugh at coming second. But he saw the funny side of the fact that he and Mickelson had never won on the same day before. Then he got serious again: "The whole idea of the cup was to play consistently through the year and position yourself for the playoffs." Still, the FedEx Cup format has failed spectacularly to produce drama at the end of a long season, because its rules are so complex that even most of the players don't get them, let alone us lesser mortals. There should be a special bonus for any of the top 20 finishers who can explain the arcane points system. They ought to know a thing or two about big numbers, after all, at least when there's a dollar sign attached. And when they feel it necessary, they berate their accountants, though Spain's Gonzalo Fern?ndez-Casta?o chose to lash out in a different direction. He caused a greater media stir during the Vivendi Trophy pitting Britain and Ireland against Europe than he would've with a hole-in-one with this: "Message to Zapatero; you are stripping us all naked." His complaint referred to Madrid's left-leaning government's intention to increase taxes on the very wealthy - presumably including guys who get paid at least 50,000 euros for pitching up to play four days of pressure-free golf. Carlo Ancelotti, the Chelsea boss, looks more and more like a guy capable of level-headed decisions - especially in adversity. After watching a wretched performance at Wigan last Saturday he said the priority was to retain "a degree of public trust" in his players. "The most important thing is not to do a drama," he added, an injunction he probably muttered a hundred times under his breath on Wednesday evening in Nicosia, as his millionaires huffed and puffed before barely getting past the APOEL minnows. The best quotes of the week, though, came from the management of the Indian national cricket team, according to secret documents leaked to the Hindustan Times before the Champions Trophy in South Africa. All squad members received a dossier suggesting an active sex life will translate into good results on the field of play. "Does sex increase performance?" and the equally straight-to-the-point answer: "Yes, it does, so go ahead and indulge." "Sex increases testosterone levels, which causes an increase in strength, energy, aggression and competitiveness," the dossier explains. "Conversely, not having sex for a few months causes a significant drop in testosterone with corresponding passiveness and decrease in aggression." Q.E.D. - though it goes against the grain of the customary advice of sports trainers who advocate abstinence because sex soon before a match drains the athlete of energy. The document spells out the do's and don't's from Tim Noakes, a Cape Town "sports scientist": "Sex is not a problem, but being up till 2 A.M. on the eve of a game, having a few drinks at a bar while trying to pick someone up, almost always is." We've yet to be told which of the sex scientist's avenues the Indians pursued: Unfortunately, they were eliminated before this weekend's semifinals. At least, the captains of two teams who upheld the "fair play" factor - England's Andrew Strauss and New Zealand's Daniel Vettori - have the satisfaction of survival into the last four. "It was a tough decision to make with a semifinal up for grabs," said Strauss after the Kiwi skipper courageously overruled the umpire, who had been technically correct in calling England batsman Paul Collingwood "out" once he strolled prematurely out of his ground. Vettori called on Collingwood to continue his innings. Similarly, in an earlier match, Strauss had called a Sri Lankan player back. "Under the laws it was probably out," said Vettori, "but we have discussed the spirit of the game a lot lately, and that was the basis for the decision." Added Grant Elliott, one of the Kiwi bowlers: "When something like that happens, you know what's right and what's wrong. Whether it was the World Cup final, whatever, I think we would make the same decision." That flies directly in the face of advice from one of the great proponents of the art of football management, Joe Mercer. He once told his fiery Manchester City assistant, Malcolm Allison, "When in doubt, do nowt," which is Yorkshirese for "do nothing." But it does add up to a welcome understanding that's rather rare among modern sportsmen - accepting that the sin of omission is as bad as the sin of commission, and that on the field of play, what's important is not only not to do what's wrong, but also to decide to do what's right.

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England are out to do a South Korea

It is funny how times change. Not so long ago the Champions Trophy was supposed to be a blight on the international landscape and a shoo-in for Room 101, a television series where people discussed pet-hates.Then, suddenly, it is the last chance of salvation for the 50-over game, a short jolt to subdue that pesky kid, Twenty20.
The competition has at various times been termed the “mini-World Cup”. Thank goodness for the “mini” bit. If 50-over cricket needs a major tournament, then this should be the template. It should swap names with the World Cup, that over-sized beast of boredom.It only has the best teams, and, mercifully, it does not feel the need to play a thousand-odd matches, just to prove that Australia were, just as everyone suspected, the best.
If there is an upset or two, and the best team does not actually win – the hosts South Africa, are already out of this Champions Trophy – then all the better.Someone else termed it the League Cup of international cricket this week. More like the FA Cup, for which the cliche “the form book goes out the window” was originally written.Barely a week ago, England were useless at one-day cricket. They might still be, for all we know, but they are doing a good job of hiding it.
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Graeme Swann, the England off-spinner, has drawn parallels to football’s 2002 World Cup. “We can do a South Korea and maybe get to the semi-finals,” he tweeted, prophetically, in the build-up. Which makes Andy Flower, whose coaching alchemy has already made England Ashes winners this year, a Guus Hiddink.Ahn Jung-Hwan, who scored the giant-killing goal for Korea which felled Italy, was played by Owais Shah on Sunday night, when England sealed their place in the last four and knocked out the hosts in the process.
“You always enter a competition to win it and the way we are playing at the moment I don’t see why we can’t go all the way,” said Shah, whose scintillating 98 was the bedrock for that win.“I have always had belief in my own ability and I know what I am capable of doing. It’s just about doing it when it matters.”England’s revival has been brought about by a trio of Middlesex teammates – the Karachi-born Shah, Dublin-born Eoin Morgan and the captain, Andrew Strauss, who was born just down the road from The Wanderers in Johannesburg.
Morgan has already had success in one competition in South Africa this year – leading Ireland to the World Cup in the Qualifiers, which also involved the UAE, in April.If his sparkling form continues – his 67 against South Africa came at a strike rate of nearly 200 – he could end up triumphant for his adopted nation also.Strauss, who put the Proteas’ captain Graeme Smith’s nose out of the joint by refusing him a runner in the latter stages of their encounter, will not be particularly popular with today’s opponents either.
The captain is accused of being stubborn and shedding his sportsman spirit when it came to a match being at a crucial stage and Smith going great guns.His New Zealand counterpart Daniel Vettori would be hoping a defiant England side does not turn up to ruin their chances.They need to beat England tonight if they are to advance with them to the last four, at Sri Lanka’s expense.Their task remains sizeable after Jesse Ryder, the big-hitting opener, was ruled out of the competition after sustaining a groin injury while setting up their win over Sri Lanka. He has been replaced in the squad by Aaron Redmond.

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New Zealand vanquish England

Paul Collingwood was the recipient of the latest act of sportsmanship at the Champions Trophy but it did not spare England from defeat at the Wanderers.Collingwood was reprieved by the Black Caps captain Daniel Vettori after carelessly wandering out of his crease, in the 11th over of England's 146 all out, during a four-wicket defeat under lights.Although Stuart Broad made New Zealand sweat with four wickets, there were still 22.5 overs to spare when Vettori hauled a Broad delivery through the leg-side for four. They sealed the win thanks to rampaging contributions from Brendon McCullum (48) and his opening partner Martin Guptill, who hit 53, which preceded a slide from 84 without loss to 140 for six.Collingwood went on to top score with 40, the act of generosity when the laws of the game promoted his departure, was not costly for the beleaguered Black Caps.England's maiden success came when McCullum, who hauled the ball over the rope three times in his quickfire 48, skied to cover off Broad in the 13th over. The successes which followed, all to edges behind, arguably came after the course of the match had been sealed.Andrew Strauss' team were already slipping towards defeat - and a place in the first semi at Centurion this Friday - when the Collingwood incident took place.Having been beaten by a brute of a delivery from Kyle Mills, he stepped two yards up the wicket to examine the spot it had landed and the wicketkeeper McCullum under-armed the ball into the stumps but Vettori withdrew the appeal following prolonged discussions with his teammates.Strauss, Joe Denly and Owais Shah all perished inside the opening half-a-dozen overs after the New Zealanders won the toss.That meant Eoin Morgan and Collingwood were required to take stock. Despite knuckling down to the situation, however, left-hander Morgan succumbed to Ian Butler's extra bounce, having scored nine off 40 balls.Collingwood, who cracked three sixes, was also undone by extra lift as he miscued a pull off Elliott to midwicket. Elliott's innocuous-looking medium pace also reaped reward in three of his next four overs as he finished with four for 31, his best haul in one-day international cricket.

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No devaluation from these West Indies

It cannot be an easy time to be a West Indies cricketer of any kind. Those on strike are not doing what they are meant to be doing. Those in South Africa are not being credited for doing what they are doing.
Floyd Reifer's men came into the tournament having been beaten by Bangladesh. Their presence here was said by many to devalue the tournament itself. And when their batting collapsed today, you could sense people were waiting to pounce.
It's a funny charge that, devaluation, given that of the many things the Champions Trophy has been accused of in the past, adding value to cricket has rarely been one of them. Minnows have played before and been greatly embarrassed too. And it's hardly as if the West Indians not of Reifer have gallivanted around the globe over the last many years adding value to the game.
It is too harsh, too righteous, too ignorant of a devilishly entangled issue and too disrespectful of those who are here. They are plainly a weak side and are likely to be beaten in all three games. But they did not devalue their match against Pakistan. They almost made something of it, added whatever value can be added to a match in which a target of 134 has been set. Their top order was poor, but it's not as if Pakistan's batted like kings. And if the pitch remains the same then other sides will also struggle with the grass.
They flashed and dashed around the field later with particular vim and gusto, a world away from the lethargy that so often engulfs Chris Gayle's sides. There were errors for sure, but the effort could not be questioned. Tino Best hared in wanting to break something, Darren Sammy and David Bernard didn't disgrace themselves and Gavin Tonge actually surpassed himself.
So fluid and rhythmic was Tonge that you believed him when he said after taking a career-best 4 for 25 that he could've bowled 20 overs straight. "I was feeling good today, good to bowl 20 overs straight because it was my type of pitch and I was feeling it good," Tonge said. "Coming in the rhythm was perfect."
They were the first four ODI wickets of his career and it felt as if he did his spell a little disservice by talking of the pitch as if it were a love he had spent his entire life chasing after. "That was a very good track for fast bowling and cricket in general," he said. "Having seen the Pakistan bowlers earlier in the day there was a little bit of nip in it and a fair bit of carry, but it was a very, very good pitch for fast bowling."
Bowlers are rarely so glowing about the merits of a pitch, especially after they have done so well on it. The natural urge is to play up your own skills and play down the surface's assistance. Not so Tonge. "We're going to be playing on the same pitch again," he said, in anticipation of a second date. "Hopefully it will be behaving the same, so I will put the ball on the spot and let the pitch do the same. Hopefully I'll be doing the same thing again."
Sure there was movement, but he did all that smart bowlers do on such surfaces, hitting the right areas and all that. The ball moved about, Pakistan's batsmen froze as they often do on such pitches and chasing such totals and it was all quite competitive. A slightly bigger target, a Mohammad Yousuf chance held onto early and who knows; Tonge didn't think the Yousuf drop made much of a difference in any case.
Inevitably, the issue of devaluation was skirted around. Questions were asked about second strings and future selections when and if the others come back, a little unfair on a man who has just recorded a career-best against serious opposition in a serious tournament, quite likely the biggest match of his career. "I definitely think so [forced a few people to take us seriously]. I wouldn't say it is a second string team because each guy has performed to be here and we are here to compete." The future, he said reasonably, would be left to the selectors.
Other teams and batsmen in the group may well be more ruthless with them, however, so the issue is unlikely to go away. Not that Tonge seemed worried, even expressing disappointment at not being able to bowl to Yuvraj Singh. "I was looking forward to playing against him, really looking forward to it."
Osman Samiuddin is Pakistan editor of Cricinfo

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Funny and desperate enough Indian fans prayed for Pakistan to win the match against Australia so that team India goes one step closer to the semifinals.
Indian team was easily termed as a favorite by the champions Trophyaudience along with south Africa but so far India has given only lousy performances.
Other than Ashish Nehra, Praveen Kumar and Amith Mishra have to some extent done what was expected of them by skipper MS Dhoni. But Indian bowling is no doubt in a weaker shape.
At the same time, West Indies has not let its pride go and has given tough competitions to strong teams like Pakistan and Australia.

Funny Poetry

Children's Poetry Competition 2009 - Sick Poets
It's time to put your thinking cap on, sharpen your pencil (or keyboard) and let your imagination run free, as you put your poetry skills to the test in our new children's poetry competition. There are two fantastic prizes - although writing poetry shouldn't be about just winning prizes - and lots of fun, and perhaps frustration, to be enjoyed along the way!
Why Sick Poets?
I'm once again indebted to Hannah Lanyon, one of our young poetry stars, for providing the inspiration for our poetry competition. In the autumn, Hannah sent Timmy one of her new poems called My Finger has Pneumonia. It's a very funny and inventive poem about... well, all sorts of strange and nonsensical happenings:
My Finger Has Pneumoniaby Hannah Lanyon My finger has pneumoniaI'm afraid he's very illI put him under hot and coldAnd then he stayed quite still.Until he started sneezingHis cheeks grew rosy-redThe doctor said for the next few weeksHe'll have to stay in bed.So I'm afraid I can't do my homeworkOr even come to school,And it's nothing to do with the test tomorrow,No connection at all.
I thought that the poem was quite brilliant and would provide a suitable theme - illness - for our next funny poetry competition. It takes a very special poetic talent to take such a gloomy subject and turn it into a funny poem...
Taking Part in The Competition
What you have to do to take part in the Sick Poets competition is really simple to understand and there are refreshingly few rules:
You must write a funny poem of 16 or fewer lines about being il

lThe poem can be about really being ill, or pretending to be ill, or about any aspect of sickness, disease or death that takes your fancy. However you approach the subject, the resulting poem should be funny.
You must be aged 16 or under at the time you write the poem

Parents are sometimes tempted to write their own poems and submit them to children's poetry competitions, particularly when there are amazing prizes to be won. Try to discourage them, as its unfair and they're very unlikely to win.
The poem you submit must be your own, original creation

You can ask your parents or friends - perhaps even your teacher - for help and advice about writing your poem, but the idea for the poem and the poem itself must be your own work.
The last day for submission of competition entries is 31st October 20009

know it seems ages away now, but a prize-winning funny poem may take five minutes, or five months, to write. If you're feeling inspired, you may submit up to a maximum of three poems during the course of the competition.
The Prizes
Two £50 prizes will be awarded, the first for the best poem written by a child aged 7 or under and the second for the best poem written by a child aged 8 or over. The competition will be judged by two independent judges and the results announced in mid-November 2009.
Sending in Your Poems
If you'd like to send in your poem, email it to
and we'll get as many poems as we can up on the site to share with other readers. Please make sure you include your name, your age when you wrote the poem and the country where you live.
The Entries
You can view the competition entries by following the link below:
We're only recieved a handful of entries from younger poets - so if you're aged 7 or under, it's time to get writing and you're in with a good chance of winning the junior prize. The was won by Daisy, then aged 6, who beat all comers!
Next Year's Poetry Competition
Some readers may be feeling disappointed as a shape poetry competition was originally promised for 2009. Having spent four months failing to finish a shape poem in time for Christmas 2008, I decided to give everyone a bit of extra thinking time. The shape poetry competition has therefore been put back until 2010. Your entry will be able to be either a true or a twisted shape poem on any subject you choose and you may either hand draw or computer generate your poem. If you start planning for the competition now, we should have a bumper crop of shape poems come 2010

Beauty maybe, but sexiness is definitely in the eye of the beholder. And while beautiful people get sexiness for free (usually, anyway — check back soon for some exceptions), ugly people have to work for it.

We can’t deny that Mr. Bean is a funny man, but boy is he stupid and ugly and this is the reason why he has never had a girlfriend. Well looks like Mr. Bean has been a bit quite as he has had a baby, does it look cute.

Laughter brings happiness. Laughter brings relief to burdens. Laughter releases stress. Get enlightened, loosen up, learn to laugh ...

If you look into the modern enterprise, you will see lots of inefficiencies with the vast majority of it occuring during meetings. Lots of enterprisey folks talk about agility yet haven't acknowledged that most meetings have at least 50 to 80% overhead.

Funny Cats

Yes. Funny cats. And suckage. So my dear visitor. I am giving you want you want. Here are some funny cat pictures, that suck, like Java does

SWport Joke

Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the cricket scenario in the heaven. Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there. "So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?" Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night tournament here in heaven. And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow's match!"

Funny Jokes

>Umair opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? >Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

>A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular >She replied: That's easy. I call them by their fathername !

>Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui> dukhi aadmi bola: >Lagta hai pahunch gai

>Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. >Wife observes the whole episode >Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? >Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly

>What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

>Umer on cycle hit lady accidentally, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya? >Umer replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."

>Kundan, zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalta tha, woh kya soch raha hoga....think............. ??>"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI"

>Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. >Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? >Rizwan: Phone karte waqt.

*~*~*Germs! *~*~*> Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?> Student: I don't know.> Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?> Student: They r called Germs.

Never Mess with Childeren > A class teacher of primary,one day braught a camera along with her to have some group photos of the childeren.One student asked "Mam why did you braught that camera?"the teacher exclaimed "to have our some group photos,so that,and when you people grown up these photos will make you to recall your childhood,and you will show it to your friends or relatives that see this is Martin he is now a Lawer and this is Rick he is a doctor now and this is Maria and she is a Journalist now",certainly a voice came forward from the back and "this is our class teacher she is dead now."

> A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"> After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up. > The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Santa?" > "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

> An English teacher at Iowa State University spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students' written work. She wasn't sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples. > A student asked, "What's the matter, Mrs. Sheridan?" > "Tense," she replied, describing her emotional state. > After a slight pause the student tried again, "What was the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter... ?

> Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the cricket scenario in the heaven. Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there. "So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?" Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night tournament here in heaven. And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow's match!"

> Jimmy's English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Jimmy handed in a poor paper. > "This is the worst essay it has ever been my misfortune to read," ranted the teacher. "It has too many mistakes. I can't understand how one person would have made all these mistakes." > "One person didn't," replied Little Jimmy defensively. "My father helped me."

> The chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the > > Periodic Table of the Elements.> She said "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights."> One kid popped up, "Yeah... but teach, there were so few of them back then."= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = => One student couldn't be motivated to take an interest in science at all. > He said, "I plan to go into the business. > Name me one thing science has done to help business."> The teacher shot back, "And just where would the belt industry be without the law of gravity."

> Ali Was Preparing For His English Paper He Only Prepared One Essay i.e MY FRIEND > I have four friends but i like one very much. He comes to my house and plays with me. My mom also likes him very much. A Friend Inneed > Is A Friend Indeed. > but when he saw the paper the first question was WRITE AN ESSAY > ON " MY FATHER" .. his friend told him just replace the words friend with father and write every thing as it is> SO HE WROTE :- > I have four father but i like one very much. He comes to my house and plays with me. My mom also likes him very much. A Father Inneed Is A Father Indeed.

*~*~*Hotel Ka Khana*~*~*> Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?> Hotel Wala : Sir kahana tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai.

> Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai ? > 3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...> 1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti hai mein peejata hoon" > 2nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker k ketlee mein hee peejata hoon "> 3rd one" uhh.. yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon(mouth) mein doodh, patee aur cheenee(sugar) daltaa hoon aur choolhay(gas burner) per beth jaata hoon..."

> Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrots ki tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.

> Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the?> Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.> Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen? > Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.> Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha???> Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.> Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???

> Aek admee langrata hua ata hai usey dekh kar dou docotr apas main jhagrte hain , aik kehta hai ke uski haddee toot gayi hai doosra bolta hai ke nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya h ai dono mein kafi behs horahi hoti hai to teesra doctor bolta hai chalo us se hi poch lete hain usey poooch tay hain tou woh bolta hai nahi, meri tou chappal toot gayi hai

> Do dost film dekhnay gaye rastay main pan ki dukan se paan khareed liya , aur aagey peeche beth gaye, beech film main aagey bethay dost nai mushkil main kaha yaar peek jama hogayi hai kia karoo peechey walai ne kaha yaar aglay ki jaib main dalday tou usne kaha n ahi is tarah touu s ko pata chal jaye ga tou peechay walai ne kaha abhi tak tujh ko pata chala ?

> Mother:Beta dhoop main khade kiya kar rahe ho> Son:Ammi paseena sukha raha hooon

> Mere dua hain ke tum bhot age barhO> Jahan bhi tum jaow loog tumhain bolE > Chal be chal age nekaL

> Sitam dhane ke bhi had hote haipass na ane ke bhi had hote hairoth jane ke bhi had hote hainek sms tu kardeya karo pase bachane ke bhi had hote hain

> Dil main basa hain pyaar tera aankhoon main base hain tasweer terejab bhi aate hain yaad tere main dekhte hoon

> tere yaad main hum ne kalam uthayelea paper aur tere tasweer banyesoucha tu tha ese dil se laga kar rakhe gaymugar woh tu bachoon ko darane ke kaam aye.

> apun dono ka dosti ek dam jakkas hona mangta........> jakkas bole tu.......> apun hera tu moti......> apun sabzi tu rote.....> apun pani tu tanki......> apun tarzen tu monkey.....

> life is like math. Friend's ko plus karo,Dushman ko minus karo,khushioon ko mutriply karo,Gham ko divide karo aur hum ko yaar karo.....

> suraj bana tu badal baney...> chand bana tu tare bane......> husn bana tu dewane bane......> kuch tu baat hain aap main....> yunhi tu nahi pagal khanay bany.....

> Aey mere SMS . > mere dost ke pass jana...> agar woh so raha ho....> tu shor mat machana...> jab woh jage tu dhire se "Muskurana"..> phir kahna "kanjos" SMS karo

> We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

> While my friend was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it? her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"

> Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"> First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."> Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."> Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:> "Does a fart have lumps?"> The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"> "OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."

> Three guys work on a construction site. One is white, one is black and one is Polish. The bell rings for lunch and the white man opens his lunch bag and sighs deeply, saying, "If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow I'm jumping off the building." The black guy opens up his lunch, glares and says " If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow, I'm going with you." The Polish man opens his lunch, pulls out another ham sandwich, and says "I'm with you guys."> The next day the lunch bell rings. The white man opens his lunch. He says, "Turkey sandwich. I love my wife." The black guy opens his lunch. He says, "Chicken sandwich. I love my wife. The Polish man opened his lunchbox, looked stricken, and said "HAM AGAIN! See ya guys." With that, he jumped off the building. The black guy says " I feel sorry for him." The white man replies, "I'm not, he packs his own lunch."

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees the little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs Over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeds in killing the dog and Saving the girls live. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves a little girl's life" But I am not a New Yorker! Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: "Brave American saves a little girl's life" But I am not an American. I am Pakistani! The next day the newspapers say: "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist network are possible.

> 1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,
> aja sajna tera intzar hai. ....................> 2003 girl....................> 2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,....................> dil bekrar hai....................> aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai.

> Kash is eid par main tera bakra hotaAur kissi ne na sahi tu ne to mujhe pakra hota> Tu hina legey hathon sey mujhe pathey khilatiThorey thorey nahi sarey akathey khilati> Tu mujhe main main kar ke bulati Aur sham ko gali main saath ghumati> Mere pass gaari na sahi chakhra hota Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota> Tu meri suhbat par naaz kartiBila-jhijhak mujhe aashnae-raz karti> Agar mera raqeeb mujhe chehra karataSeeng marta foran usse takar karata> Raat ko sardi main bahir akra hota Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota> Phir eid par zibah ho jata main Teri khatir cut mar jata main> Teri muhabat ne kuch iss tarah jakra hotaKash iss eid par main tera bakra hota

> Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press> Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress..............!

Ladki boli:> Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,> Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :> Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,> Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

> Geeta Sar : - SMS kar aur bhool ja,> reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi > jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!!

> Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,> jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,> jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,> jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

> Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,> Dil toote to maikhane bane,> kuch na kuch to zaroor hai aap mein,> yunhi nahi hum aapke dewaane bane!!!

> Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,> Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai, > mere pyar ko galat mat samajna, > pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai

> Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! > Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

> Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee > Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? > Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

> Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. > I am Sardar and this is sardarney, > this is my kid and this is my kidney.

Education Jokes

Definitely

Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."

QUOTES SMS

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ? -- Benny Hill
"To waken interest and kindle enthusiasm is the sure way to teach easily and successfully"(Tyron Edwards)
If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner
"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."--Albert Einstein
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman thateven a bargain costs money. -- Edgar Watson Howe
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. -- Henry Youngman
We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. -- Phyllis Diller
"If you want happiness for a lifetime, help someone else." (Chinese Proverb)
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." (Chinese Proverb)
Start every day with a smile and get it over with. -- W.C. Fields
"A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary" (Thomas Carruthers) Why is it that the teaching is the last thing I have time for?" (Judy Domeny Bowen)
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?-Jean Cocturan
"Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave." (Henry Peter Broughan)
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. -- Erno Philips
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson
"I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers." (Kahlil Gibran)
"Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the community to which your later work belongs." (Einstein)

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted awhole day.
-- Mickey Rooney
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.-Albert Einstein
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.- Jerry Seinfeld
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. -- Joey Adams
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...-- Sir Norman Wisdom
"Everyone has a talent, what is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads." (Erica Jong)
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. -- Tim Allen
"Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love" (Hamilton Wright Mabi)
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined" (Henry David Thoreau)
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.- Robert Frost
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon)
A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie! -- Eric Bolton
"He who dares to teach must never cease to learn" (Anonymous)
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.- Franklin P. Jones
"Successful teachers are effective in spite of the psychological theories they suffer under." (Educational Proverb)
"I am almost overwhelmed by the courage and dedication of teachers" (Sylvia Solomon)

A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money" (Anonymous)
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish wedidn't. -- Erica Jong
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! -- Doug Larson
" It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question" (Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes)
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -- Will Rogers
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.- Darrin Weinberg
The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Nietzsche)
"To teach well, we need not say all that we know, only what is useful for the pupil to hear" (Anon.)
"When teaching, light a fire, don't fill a bucket." (Dan Snow)
"I not only use all the brains I have but all that I can borrow." (W. Wilson)
"Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you'll never cease to grow" (Anthony J. D'Angelo)
I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. -- Robert Paul
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. -- Elbert Hubbard
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.- Franklin P. Jones
"Successful teachers are effective in spite of the psychological theories they suffer under." (Educational Proverb)
"I am almost overwhelmed by the courage and dedication of teachers" (Sylvia Solomon)

FRIENDS SMS

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U can make a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see ur name on my mobile.!

For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!

I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.

Friends are like a shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for beging my size!

I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely!

When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked "what is ur wish 2 day?" i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...

In the rythm of life, we sometimes find oureslves out of tune, but as long as there r friends like u to provide the melody - the music play on.

Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little Less "I"!

When ur alone, When ur crying, When ur upset, Don't think of me!! just call me coz incoming is free for me.. my friend!!

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

A good friend is like a computer, Enter your life ,'Save' u in their heart, 'format' ur problam 'shift' u to opportunities & never 'delete' u from 'memory'!

Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it slightly , it flies, plz take good care of it.. DOn't Luv 1, don't Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!

This Love is LOve the Love best Love way Love to Love say Love to Love U Love that Love I Love Miss Love U Love, read it again widout word Love.! c

wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, need ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in short "YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR"

Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.

Help ever... hurt never... love ever.. hate naver... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever..forget me never...!

If time slips away without a word from me, U dont hv 2 worry about our friendship bcos feelings, beyond words will always keep me A R O U N D !

When we sigh about our problam, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E, But when we lough about them.. they become O O O O O O bubbles! Have a bubbly life!

1 advice-take care, 1 Request-dont change, 1 Wish dont forget me, 1 Lie-I Hate U, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We 'll always be Good Friend!

Some friends r worth 2b thrown, Some r good 2 keep, Some r 2b treasured 4 ever, and i think ur one 2 b kept 4 ever.

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you. I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

One tree can start a forest, One Smile can start Friendship , One touch can show luv n care, & One friend like u can make life worth-living!

If u drop me, i 'll break, If u hold me, i 'll shake, If u need me, i'll hurry, If u don't call me, i 'll worry, If u hurt me, i'll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i 'll die...

Feelings R many but Words R few.. Clouds R dark, But Sky is blue.. Love is a paper, life is a glue Everything is false.. but Friendship s True...!!

Longest love is mother's love,Shotest love is other love, Sweetest love is Lover's love, but Strongest love is friend love., like u and me!

Conducting a blood test on u... testing... testing in progress... result: SORRY HIV+(HONEY IN VEINS) ur full of honey no wonder ur so sweet!

If time slips away without a word from Me, u dont have 2 worry abt our Relationship bcoz feelings beyond words will always keep me with ur heart.!

A friend gives hope when life is low, A friend is a place you've no where to go,A friend is honest,friend is true, A friend is percious, A friend is you.!!!

True friendship never fades with Time:), become more tasteful like old Wine:)), only a friend can understand words and convert the rolling tears into a Smile!

MY FRIEND should be... My madicine when i'm in pain, MY letter when i'm Far, My smile whan i'm sad, My handkerchef when i cry, My life when i die!

Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!

keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!

I cant find a reason why God gave U to me , but that is not the question to b asked,May b the question is how did God knew that i needed a friend like U...

FRIENDS in HEart R D worst TENANTS. They CAPTURE the HEart, pay no Rent, Dont VATATE & If at all they LEAVE, Thay just BREAK down the Room they LIVED.

10 messages received, 1, HI, 2, Hello, 3, I miss U, 4 How r U?, 5, hope ur fine, 6, keep smilling, 7, Take Care, 8, God bless U, 9, Be happy, 10, Gud night.!

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to

If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,If i get ur Voice, I dont need Music, If u speack to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my Friend, I dont need the world!

Dont" keep me in ur eyes, i may fall as tears keep me in ur heart, so that ur every "Heart Beat" may remainds u thats there is "someone 4 u".

Days are too BUSY.. Hours are too FEW.. Seconds are too FAST.. but there is Always a time for me to ask.. How R U? n Hope Ur FINE.. MISS U!

Hello! What's wrong with your mobile Tried so many times but it says"The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart"!!

This is a bridge of friendship, when you'r sad & lonely cross it, I 'll wait on the other side & if u afarid just tell I'll cossit!! I'm your friend 4 ever!

Sumtime i 4get 2say HI, sumtime i miss 2reply,sumtimes my msg doesn't reach u, but it doesnt mean i 4get u,bcoz. ur 1 of a kind and always in mind...

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries;

Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.

Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight I'm wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

Wat makes a friendship special is d way each one remembers d other wen day r apart. day mis d talks, d lafs n d tyme day wer 2gedr. lyf changes memories dont... i miss u...!

Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time .. Go, live life make a difference touch ones heart, encourage 1's mind inspire 1's soul & enjoy d day...' 1 more time.!

Arre..listen.. 2ppl were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINES.!!!

Know what makes me happy wen u msg me? Not ur jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the call when it beeps knowing that u remember me.!

Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not like PEPSI- yeh dil mange more,not like WILLS- made 4 each other , But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!

Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not like PEPSI- yeh dil mange more,not like WILLS- made 4 each other , But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!

Don't listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire set

24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day! 7 Sweet day! makes 1 Sweet week! 4 Sweet weaks make 1 Sweet person like u meakes the life sweet!

Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!

With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter blood...206 bones.. 1.2 million red cells.. 60 trillion D.N.A.'s.. I wish u "very GOOD DAY"...!

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

=:FRIENDSHIP is:=, vast like..."Universe" , Deep like.. "Ocean", high like.. "Sky", strong like.. "Iron", kind like.. "Mother", cute like..."Me", and sweet like.."U"!

Hold 10 Roses in ur hand & stand opposite of the mirror, U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful rose in the World is U my dear friend...

Have a "HEART" that never breaks, Have a"SMILE" that never fades, HAve a touch that never Hurt$, Have a "FRIENDSHIP" that naver ends , Like Ours!

There's st@ry behind every friendship. Each friend we make is start @f each st@ry, our st@ry had a w@nderful begining.. H@pe this st@ry,never has an ending!

MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot!

It's like reaching 4 a star, u know u can't reach it, but u keep trying, coz.. may be 1 day that star just might fall 4 u! gud morning.

A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

Sharp is your memory, sweet is your name, deep in my heart you 'll always reman!

There r many stars but the Moon is u. There r many friend$ but the Sweet one is u. To forget me is n@w up t@ u. T@ forget u is something i will never ever d@...

plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, What ever may be the resone like u , b'coz in world like this, i will never get a friend like you!

Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient.. Unwritten.. Unnbreakable by distance..Unchangeable by time.. Once a Friend, always a Freind.!

Rose are waiting for hours, need one touch of yours, my life is like a rose. need one love dose flowers grows with love & sunshine, &i'll live till you remain mine.

If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you,but at least I would be rich!

Take my hand and lead me from this place.. Chase away my doubts and fears,Wipe the tears from off my face.. I can't stand alone, I need your hand to hold.!

F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SCRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! tats YOU my FRIEND..

sweet but not honey, precious but not money, bright but not sunshine, Improves with time but not wine, dont know?? ,it's me..!

I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...

You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you

Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ? it contains load of love. affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a nive sleep Good nite!

The recipe of friendship:, 1 cup of sharing.. 2 cups of caring.. 3 cups of forgiveness &hugs.. mixx all these together to make friends 4 ever..

Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS, Ur smile is ANALOGESIC, Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMTORY, Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC, Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC.. that's why i never fall ill:)

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

LOVE SMS

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth,

I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change,

like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you.

I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession

If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !

(\_/)(=.=)(")(")a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say

Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too xxx

Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

Real love is the history of enormous patience.

My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...

3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.

To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..

I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss

Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!

Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

The world is so more beautiful with you around!

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

the hardesd thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!

I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.

Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true

Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever ....

Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.

Love is Pure .. Love is Sure .. Love is sweet poison .. that Doctors can't cure

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the "E",... so pls can I have "U"?

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People .. Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. .. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More .. But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

You look so fine!I want to... break your heart and give you mine

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?

If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever

Love is like war... Easy to start... Difficult to end... Impossible to forget

L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....

Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you

LOVE described by a simple boy;
L0ve is when mom kisses me.
L0ve is when dad l0oks at me dat one day he’ll sit on couch watching tv&i’ll c0me back 4m work & saying “dad abhi tak soye nhn”
Love is whn my bhabi will say hey bro i’ve seen a girl for you.
Love is when my sis while doing my work will say“jab meri shadi hojae gi t0 k0n kam kare ga tmara”
lov is when i m doing my work my bro say“chor yar aja kuch khany chalta han”
love is when my best friend say “I always miss u”
“Love is to feel the relations